英文神话：鸭子总统

英文神话：Duck for President 鸭子总统

 
Vote for duck
Running a farm is very hard work.
At the end of each day Farmer brown is covered from head to toe in hay, seeds, grass, feathers, filth, mud, muck and coffee stains. He doesn’t smell very good, either.
The animals have chores to do, too.
Pigs- clean under the beds
Cows- weed the garden
Sheep- sweep the barn
Duck- mow the lawn,
Take out the rubbish,
Grind the coffee beans
At the end of each day,
the pigs are covered in fluff.
The cows are covered in weeds.
The sheep are covered in dust.
And duck is covered in tiny bits of grass and espresso beans.
Duck did not like to do chores. He did not like picking tiny bits of grass and espresso beans out of his feathers. Why is farmer brown in charge, anyway? Thought duck.What we need is an election!
He made a sign and hung it up in the barn.
Farmer Brown must go!
Farm election this Thursday!
The next morning, Farmer Brown found a poster on his front door.
Vote duck ! for a kinder, gentler farm!
Farmer brown was furious.
He ran to the barn and found the animals registering to vote.
Voter registration voters must:
1.        Live on the farm
2.        Show valid ID
3.        Be at least this tall.
The mice got together and protested against the height requirement. So Duck crossed it off.
On Election day, each of the animals marked a ballot paper and placed it in a box.
The vote was counted and the results were posted on the barn wall.