英文笑话假如我有一百万

英文笑话假如我有一百万美元If I Had a Million Dollars
　　The teacher asked his pupils to write a composition telling what they would do if they had a million dollars. Every student except Willie began writing quickly.
　　Willie sat and watched the flies on the ceiling！.

 
　　“How is this， Willie？” asked the teacher， “Is this your composition？ All the other pupils have written two sheets or more while you haven’t done anything！”
　　“Well，” replied Willie， “that’s what I’d do if a had a million dollars！”

　　假如我有一百万美元
　　教师让学生写篇作文，谈谈他们假如有100万美元会干什么。除了威利，一切的学生都马上写了起来。
　　他坐着盯着天花板上的苍蝇看。

　　“怎么了，威利？”教师问道。“你就这样写作文吗？其他同学都写了2页或更多了，而你什么都没干！”
　　“是啊，”威利答道，“我要是有100万美元的话，那就是这个姿态咯。”