英文笑话：Clever Dog

英文笑话：Clever Dog
A dog owner claimed that his pet， when given money， would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend handed the dog some money to make it sure. The dog went off， but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
　　“How much did you give him？” asked the owner.
　　“Five dollars.”
　　“Well， that explains it. When you give him five dollars， he goes to a movie.”

　　一个狗的主人说他的宠物收到钱会跑到报摊买份报纸。他的朋友为了证明这件事，给了这只狗一些钱。狗离开了，可是过了一個小时还没有把报纸买回来。
　　“你给了它多少钱？”主人问道。
　　“五美元。”
　　“这样的话就说得通了。当你给它五美元的时分，它会去看场电影。”