【丧文明语句】本年最丧的45个语句
The 45 Most 'Bbreathtaking' Sentences of the Year
最近，这种唯恐天下不乱的人又开起了“爱无能小酒馆”，
丧才能有过之而无不及。
失利并不可怕
可怕的是你还信任这句话
Failure is not horrible.
What's horrible is that you believe this.
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02
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你认为有钱人很高兴吗？
他们的高兴你底子幻想不到
You think the rich are happy?
No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination.
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03
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你们之所以喝鸡汤
是由于肉被他人吃了
You have chicken soup for the soul.
Because someone else already ate the chicken.
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04
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条条大路通罗马
而有些人就生在罗马
All roads lead to Rome.
Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
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05
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别悲观
人生便是这样起起落落落落
落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落落
Don't be discouraged.
Life is full of ups and downs,
and all the downs after those downs.
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06
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有些人呈现在你的生命里
是为了告知你：你真好骗
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
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07
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比一个人吃火锅更孤寂的是
一个人没有钱吃火锅
What makes one even lonelier than having chafingdish alone?
That you can't even afford the chafingdish.
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08
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你不尽力一下
怎样知道什么叫失望呢？
If you don't try,
how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
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09
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男女之间必定有纯真的友谊
由于每一个知道我的女生
都说最多只能跟我做朋友
There has to be real friendship between boys and girls.
Because every girl I know told me that
we could only be friends.
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10
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比尔·盖茨休学创业成了国际首富
但人家休的是哈佛大学
Bill Gates became the richest man
by dropping out of school and starting his own business.
But the school he dropped out is Harvard.
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11
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不要没完没了地修图
你实际中长得不美观咱们都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
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12
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你无法用钱买到美好
由于你没有钱
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
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13
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最怕你终身碌碌无能
还安慰自己普通可贵
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
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14
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不要看他人表面上一往无前
实际上，他们背地里，也是一往无前
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
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15
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受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？
快去健身房吧，光丑就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
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16
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你无法叫醒一个不回你音讯的人
可是红包能够
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
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17
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尽管你独身
但你胖若两人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
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18
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好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩却得到了一切
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
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19
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爱笑的女生命运不会太差
说实话，假如一个女生命运一向欠好
我不知道她怎样笑得出来
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
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20
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像我这种连名牌都不知道几个的人
有时分连他人在炫富都感觉不到
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
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21
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当你觉得自己又丑又穷、一无可取时
别失望，由于至少你的判别仍是对的
If you feel ugly, poor and useless,
don't be devastated.
At least you have good judgement.
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22
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喜爱一个人就去表达
万一成备胎了呢
If you have a crush on somebody, go tell that person.
There's a chance that you become the Plan B.
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23
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哪有什么挑选困难症
还不是由于穷
There is no such a thing called allodoxaphobia.
You are just being poor.
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24
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你只知道人家化装比你美观
却不知道，她们卸了妆
不只比你美观，皮肤还吹弹可破
You only know that they look prettier than you in their make-up.
What you don't know is:
underneath those make-up, not only are they prettier than you, they also have perfectly good skin.
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25
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为什么总是天妒英才呢？
由于没人管白痴活多久
Why does fate always mess up with geniuses?
Because no one bother caring about idiots.
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26
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当天主给你关上一扇门
他还会顺便把窗子也一同关了
When God closes a door for you,
he'd close the windows all together.
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27
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一些人常会被骂，说每天像猪相同爱睡懒觉
真的是太委屈了，猪都比你起得早
Some people are said to be like pigs because they sleep too much.
That's not fair, pigs get up earlier.
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28
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校园的厕所为什么放镜子？
是为了让你知道：人丑就要多读书
Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?
Because they want you to know:
with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
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29
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人生很多事，终究会跟着时刻好起来
比方很多人本来仅仅胖，久了就变好胖
Things do get improved as time goes by.
For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
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30
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这段日子苍茫又漆黑
撑过去了会有下一个漆黑等着你
Days are dark and troubled now.
Just keep going, so you can see more darkness beyond them.
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31
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日子不止眼前的苟且
还有上一任的喜帖
Life is not all about the muddle that you see,
but also the ones that you will see,
such as your ex's wedding invitation.
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32
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许多人说北上广深时机多
但没人说那是你的呀
People say there are more opportunities in the metropolises.
But did anybody ever say they were yours?
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33
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谁说你没有意志的？
独身这事你不就坚持了好几十年么
Who said you lack perseverance?
You managed to be single for decades!
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34
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女追男隔层纱
那得男的本来就对你有好感
否则隔的根本都是铁丝网，仍是带电的那种
They say it's easy for a girl to pursue a man,
easy like poking through a veil.
But that has to be when the man already has a crush on you.
Otherwise what you need to poke through would be a bunch of barbed wire with electricity running through.
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35
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当你失利的时分
身边会有一群关怀你的人
他们会问你发生了什么
听听你的失利经历
然后称心如意地脱离
When you fail, there will be people who cares.
They come and ask.
They listen.
And they leave with satisfaction.
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36
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等你老了，走不动了
我就每天用轮椅推你到广场上去
让你看着我和其他老头跳舞
When you get old and loose the ability to walk,
I will take you to the plaza in a wheelchair day by day
to make you watch me dance with other old men.
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37
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有的人是来爱你的
有的人便是来给你上课的
Some people come to love you.
Some people come to make you question life.
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38
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假如一个人秒回了你
只能阐明这个人在玩手机
If someone text you right back,
well, you can be sure he happens to be using his phone.
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39
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你认为他是不会表达
其实他仅仅不想跟你说话
You think he is being clumsy with words.
But the fact is he just doesn't want to talk to you.
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40
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喜爱一个人必定要去表达
不被回绝一下，你还真认为自己是小仙女呢
If you have a crush on someone, do tell him.
Because without his rejection, you'd really see yourself as Cleopatra.
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41
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你尽力往后才发现
智商的距离是无法跨越的
You try.
And you learn that IQ is not something you can work on.
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42
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你才二十多岁
没有遇到喜爱的人很正常
往后你会发现，大概是遇不到的
You are just 20.
It's absolutely common that you haven't had any crush on anybody.
Sooner or later you'll know, it's totally possible that you won't, ever.
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43
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独身不要紧
今后独身的日子还长着呢
It's alright to be single.
Anyway, you're gonna be like that for a long long time.
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44
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曾经觉得靠联系的人必定很无能
触摸往后发现人家样样比你强
You think people who take advantage of their relationships are without merit.
After you meet one, you'll know you have none of their merits.
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45
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不尽力的女生
会有买不完的地摊货、逛不完的菜市场
尽力的女生
你就没时刻逛地摊了
由于你只能加班叫外卖、逛网店！
Girl, if you don't work hard,
you'll spend your life buying cheap products and groceries.
But if you work hard,
you won't have time for all this!
You can only work overtime and buy things online!
